Thursday, May 15, 2008

THEY'RE HERE!

,they're here, they're here, they're HERE!!!


off to trim and eat Gina K chocolate!! (ooh, cancel date night, save your money for this release!!!
the new bling: oh, MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

(they're here,they're here...!)

And something funny to ponder (my friend Carlin sent this) while I'm trying to prepare myself for stamping:

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all home work, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.


Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends andrelatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.


He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.


The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.


During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained moodswings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.


They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time atleast once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.


A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.


The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and overagain for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called "Mother"!



(I'll be the first to admit though I myself don't do half this stuff! Particularly paragraph 4...

14 comments:

Christi said...

LOL! You crack me up! I'm glad your order got there. Have fun stamping!!

jawa&Abryellesmommy said...

LOL I would LOVE to see that LOL

virgo5 said...

This is when I'd like to have super powers...so I can see through your eyes when you open the new pkg. of stamps!!! but alas I don't have super powers, and probably never will! I'll just have to wait patiently til May 20th. like everyone else.

Diane said...

That would be an awesome Survivor show!!! They couldn't do it!!!Lol!
You tease...what's in there???
Common!!!!!!

Mary said...

Add working 4 days per week and this is my life! Darn I'm good! LOL :) Mary Pickett

Barb Schram said...

Mine are here too!!!!!! I am soooo excited! Love all the images and there is so much to do with such little time! lol Take a peek on the SCS challenge today I did a Hip Hop inchie creation!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the good giggle (although very tired giggle as I just got off work (over an hour late) and have NO energy to even put chocolate into my mouth!)
Starla

Melody (lacyquilter) said...

If he could do all that, I wouldn't want to live with him... oh, the EGO!
I'm thankful that mine goes to the working world rat race and lets me stay home.

Lee (LuvLee on SCS) said...

Too funny!! And why oh why did I have to join a "No Stamp Spending Challenge" with some friends for the month of May?????!!!!!!! I just know I'm gonna cave in and buy your new set, aren't I???? LOL The sneak peeks alone are gonna KILL me!!!!! But I still can't wait to see what they are!!!

Jessie/knightrone said...

OHHH, I am soooo excited!!! YAYY!!

Linsey said...

Snort! This is too good, I have to copy it down and send it to some overworked Super Moms I know! You don't need #4 anyway, you're a natural beauty! I cannot wait for the Gina K release party on the 20th, OMGOosh--I'm gonna pop!

Stampmouse said...

soo cool. I love those little m&m's in my package

Bee said...

Gosh, I don't do half of this stuff either!! LOL! ;-)

Jean from jlfstudio said...

This ones a keeper!

I'm so glad you mentioned paragraph 4 if this was a true depiction I'd really have to reconsider the truthfulness listed in other posts - LOL! Either that or find another hobby with "real" people as the politicos like to say!

Thanks for the laugh and the giggles sure to come.